Fed your own cat you dumb bitch!
This is a test. This is only a test.
I’m pretty sure you just read the first paragraph so what the hell. Penis in the morning, penis in the evening, penis at supper time, when penis is on a bagel you can have penis anytime.
I need this. I need this so much.
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
Hello Friends of the Interwebs
Do you want to help some baristas score some extra tips this holiday season? The company I work for is holding a promotion: For everyone who tweets at (@argotea) with the hashtag #GratuiTEA and a barista’s name and store location, that barista gets $1. If you guys have a minute and wouldn’t mind tweeting sometime between now and the 24th(you can tweet once per day,even!) for some of my baristas I know they’d appreciate it.
A sample tweet would look like this:
(@argotea) great service today from the Union Square team Catherine and Jennifer today! #GratuiTEA
My baristas are: Catherine, Jennifer, Paul, Kate, Julissa,Brandon and Jonathan.
Thanks so much guys. I know they would appreciate it a lot. Working in a cafe is often thankless work, and really stressful, especially during the holidays.