imagine getting married
after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family
and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight
this was beautiful
things to say during sex (broadway version):
• "i’ve got hot pants for you"
• "toss toss"
• "sing my angel of music"
• "ow do ya do my name’s gavroche"
• "i feel pretty and witty and gay"
• every single avenue q lyric ever
- Be wise, ‘cause this girl satisfies
- I never shall yield ‘til we come face to face
- Glinda, come with me
• every single lyric from Contact in RENT
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.